Breaking News: Elon Musk Gets Bored, Releases Patents And More

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/12/2014 at 14:11 • Filed to: None

While opening up Tesla's patents today, Elon Musk released the following statement:

After playing with the auto industry for a while, I started to get bored making only electric cars. So, I decided to have some fun by releasing all of Tesla's patents to the public. I also released all of my pet giant scorpions into the Nevada Desert. Timmy, Jimmy, and Billy were all good pets, but after reaching the size of school buses, I didn't really have a home for them any more. After the scorpions found a new home, I figured that I shouldn't keep anything more captive. So, my beloved panther army has just been set free into Yosemite National Park, my man sized bees are now free to fly about downtown LA, and my sharks with laser beams are swimming just off of the California coastline. I have also released all of my kids to wander about New York City, and my wife is free to the public. I will now begin my new life as a

Buddhist monk.

Thanks,

Elon